还记得我们小时候吗？ Remember when we were kids?
生活就曾在我们面前 Life was all there in front of us,
等待着发生 waiting to happen.
你可以想成为宇航员或总统 You could be an astronaut or the President,
不管你到底想要什么 whatever the hell you wanted.
每天都是一次冒险 Every day was an adventure,
事情只会变得更好 and things were only going to get better.
然后岁月流逝 你开始看到… Then the years pass and you start to see...
这都是一个大的童话故事 ...that it's all a big fairy tale.
胡说八道 Total bullshit.
我不是天才 I'm no genius,
但我想我已经想通了 but I like to think I've figured
一路经历的一些事情 a few things out along the way.
首先 现代文明是一个骗局 For one thing, modern civilization is a scam.
一个建立在谎言之上的悲伤的 毫无意义的游戏 A sad, pointless charade built on lies.
你必须有勇气走自己的路 You have to have the courage to go your own way.
幸福是难得的 Happiness is hard to come by.
肯定他妈的找不到 Sure as hell aren't gonna find it
在一些愚蠢的小玩意儿里 in some stupid gadget.
你在那儿 敲打一些小盒子… There you are, tapping on some little box...
当真正的狗屎事情发生在 ...while the real shit is happening
你周围 笨蛋 all around you, dumbass.
我太恨你了 I hate you so much.
是的 我知道 是的我恨你 Yes, I do, yeah. I hate you.
别误会 我什么都没有 Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing
但爱我的同胞 but love for my fellow human beings.
我一直都是一个普通人 I'm a people person all the way,
完完全全是 one hundred percent.
看看你多漂亮的狗啊！ Look at you. What a pretty dog!
看那些耳朵 Look at those ears.
你叫什么名字？你叫什么名字？ What's your name? What's your name?
我叫佩珀 My name is Pepper.
我五岁了 And I'm five years old.
今天早上… And this morning...
我是个坏女孩 ...I was a bad, bad girl.
Will森：人们真的被吓坏了 People get really creeped out
当你用假狗的声音说话时 when you talk in the fake dog voice.
我相信我们每个人都有一个故事要讲… I believe that every one of us has a story to tell...
我们都是人类的一部分 ...and we're all part of the human family.
我们失去了所有的社区意识 这是多么悲惨啊 How tragic we've lost all sense of community.
一种友爱 A sense of camaraderie
和我们的朋友和邻居的友爱 with our friends and neighbors.
你介意我坐在这儿吗？ You mind if I sit here?
我认为没有人坐在那些桌子上 I don't think there's anyone sitting at those tables.
但她喜欢阳光灿烂的地方 But she likes the sunny spot.
你不喜欢阳光充足的地方吗？ Don'tcha? Don'tcha like the sunny spot?
我实际上是在中间 所以… I'm actually right in the middle of something, so...
工作人员 嗯？ Working man, eh?
好的交易 Good deal.
妻子？孩子们？ Wife? Kids?
嘿 混蛋！我在和你说话 Hey, asshole! I'm talking to you.
没有人有真正的谈话了 Nobody has actual conversations anymore.
真是羞耻 It's a real shame.
我的意思是 每个人都有一些有价值的东西可以提供 I mean, everybody's got something valuable to offer
如果你只是花点时间倾听 if you just take the time to listen.
不. 对不起的. Nope. Sorry.
混蛋！ Saggy-balls motherfucker!
如果你够幸运的话 And if you're lucky enough
在这个世界上找到一两个朋友… to find a friend or two in this world...
哦 兄弟 你中了头奖 ...well, brother, you've hit the jackpot.
所以… So...
Wilson对我们的消息怎么看？ ...what did Wilson think of our news?
我还没告诉他呢 I didn't tell him yet.
哦 上帝 不是别的孩子！ Oh, God, not another kid!
不 不 No, no.
只是我们在想 It's just we were thinking
我们可能想搬到某个地方去… we might want to move somewhere...
在那里我们真的可以买得起房子 ...where we could actually afford to buy a house.
给他看照片 Show him the pictures.
这是哪里？ Where is this?
圣路易斯 St. Louis.
密苏里？ Missouri?
上帝 Jesus Christ.
圣路易斯？ St. Louis?
它实际上是一个非常有趣的城镇 It's actually a pretty interesting town.
哦 好吧 这一切都很糟糕 Oh, okay, that flies in the face of everything
我听过… I've ever heard...
尤其是关于圣·路易斯 ...about St. Louis in particular
逃亡的密苏里！ and Missouri at large!
你到底知道些什么？ What the hell do you know about it?
听着 我明白了 Look, I get it.
你不想做那些可怜的老家伙… You don't want to have to be the ones to cart poor old...
…他突然晕厥时 Wilson去了医院 ...Wilson to the hospital when he conks out.
趁现在好走出去 Get out while the going's good.
聪明的举动！ Smart move!
天啊. Holy shit.
这与你无关 Wilson This has nothing to do with you, Wilson.
哦 那太好了！谢谢你对我的思念！ Oh, that's nice! Thanks for thinking of me!
我一直知道她恨我… I always knew that she hated me...
但我一直以为你是我最好的朋友！ ...but I always thought that you were my best friend!
他是你唯一的朋友！Jodie！ He's your only friend! Jodie!
不 如果我坐在这里我会搞砸的 No, I'll be fucked if I sit here
让你对这件事负罪感 and let you give us a guilt trip about this.
你为什么不离开你的懒屁股？ Why don't you get off your lazy ass
去找些他妈的新朋友？！ and go find some new fucking friends?!
上帝 Jesus Christ!
生活可能是件困难的事 Life can be a difficult business.
我们需要感谢我们所拥有的一切 We need to be thankful for everything we have.
山顶洞人很高兴在他头上有个屋顶… Caveman was happy with the roof over his head...
……足够吃一天的食物 ...a day's supply of food,
和一个家庭来分担他的负担 and a family to share his burden.
亲爱的 我回来了！ Honey, I'm home!
晚饭吃什么？ What's for dinner?
三局两胜 Well, two out of three.
我想那并不坏 That's not so bad, I guess.
在所有呼唤的时刻！ Of all the times to call!
你好吗？ Hello?
他什么？ He what?
嘿. Hey.
亲爱的 你真漂亮！ Honey, you're so beautiful!
是的 我们会玩得很开心！ Yeah, we're gonna have so much fun!
所以 我不知道我会待多久 So, I don't know how long I'll be.
这是家庭紧急情况 It's a family emergency.
我希望没什么大不了的 I hope it's nothing serious.
哦 该死 是的很严重 Oh, hell, yeah. It's serious.
是的 我老爸得了晚期癌症 Yeah, my old man has terminal cancer.
我很抱歉 I am so sorry.
我的弟弟死于淋巴瘤 I lost my brother to lymphoma.
你需要多少时间就花多少时间 You take as much time as you need.
别担心任何事 And don't worry about anything.
我会好好照顾她 I'll take such good care of her.
嗯... Um...
她需要每次吃这些药… She needs to have these pills every...
这是我们的新朋友吗？这个疯狂的孩子是谁？ Is this our new little friend? Who's this crazy kid, man?
这家伙是谁？ Who's this guy?
迭戈很高兴认识你. Diego. Nice to meet you.
等等 我还以为是你呢 Wait, I thought it was just you.
迭戈和我住在这里 Diego lives here with me.
他帮助了许多的动物 He helps out a ton with the animals.
好的 是的那只是… Okay, yeah. That's just...
你怎么知道他不是有些疯狂的混蛋？ How do you know he's not some crazy dog fucker?
他不是不 我不是 He's not. No, I'm not.
哦 Ooh.
你要去哪里 兄弟？ Where you headed, bro?
我很抱歉.什么？ I'm sorry. What?
你到哪去？ Where you going?
我要回家了 I'm going home.
啊 Ah.
我要去医院看我爸爸 I'm going to visit my dad in the hospital.
第四阶段肺癌 Stage-four lung cancer.
昨晚发生了恶化摔倒在淋浴间 Took a bad turn last night. Fell in the shower.
很抱歉听到这个消息 Sorry, to hear that.
所以 嗯… So, um...
你是做什么的？什么？ What do you do? What?
对不起 什么？你的电话号码是多少？ I'm sorry, what? What's your line?
你的工作 Your job.
J-O-B?
嗯 我是做管理咨询的 Um, I do management consulting,
主要是在IT部门 mostly in the I.T. sector.
哦 不是开玩笑！因为我做了一些… Oh, no kidding! Because I do some...
...C. N. P.-ing
in the V. H.C-slash-1 -G-Q-point...
得了 伙计 Come on, man.
没有人真正理解这些废话 Nobody actually understands that bullshit.
我的意思是我想知道… I mean I want to know...
你今天的实际活动是什么？ ...what are the actual activities of your day?
你知道 不同的事情我 嗯… You know, different things. I, um...
会议 呃 电话 报告 Meetings, uh, phone calls, reports.
但是 你知道 我大部分 嗯… But, you know, I mostly, uh...
主要集中在管理上… ...primarily focus on manage...
听着 哥们 四十年后 Listen, brother, forty years from now
你会在临终前说： you're gonna be on your deathbed saying:
这一切都到哪里去了？ Where did it all go?
那些珍贵的日子我都做了什么？ What did I do with those precious days?
对于那些寡头干了一些粗活？ Some shitwork for the oligarchs?
我真的很喜欢我做的事情 I actually enjoy what I do,
我累死累活完成任务 and I've worked my ass off to get there.
我们怎么会这样结束？！ How did we end up like this?!
好的 所以… Okay, so...
这是我想的 ...this is it, I guess.
妈妈死了 你知道 但… When Mom died it just happened, you know, but...
你有机会离开我 ...you have the chance to leave me with something.
你不能… Couldn't you...
明白 我需要你只告诉我一次… ...see that I needed you to tell me just one time...
你爱我吗？ ...that you loved me?
或者你恨我 或者… Or that you hated me, or...
…别的什么 ...something.
除了你花园里的问题 Something besides the problems with your goddamn garden.
如果你能听到我 只要握紧我的手 If you can hear me, just squeeze my hand.
只是 Just...
…来吧 混蛋！ ...come on, fucker!
爸爸？ Dad?
什么？ Something?
太晚了 不是吗？ It's too late, isn't it?
就是这个 There it is.
你有自己的孩子吗？ You have any kids of your own?
原谅我吗？ Excuse me?
做… Do...
…你… ...you...
你有自己的孩子吗？ ...have any niños of your own?
有两个但他们长大了 Two. But they grown up.
你做了该做的事情 Hell of a job doing what you do.
我无法想象为某些人工作是什么感觉… I can't imagine what it's like working for some...
混蛋的白人混蛋… ...asshole whitey fuckers
他们懒得去… who can't even be bothered to...
……养育自己的家庭 ...raise their own family.
我得走了 I got to go.
这没什么没问题的 That's okay. I got it covered.
哦 对不起我只是… Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just...
我爸爸刚刚去世了… My dad just passed on and...
很奇怪 我甚至不能… It's weird, I can't even...
我从没想过我会说 过世了 I never thought I'd say passed on.
他死了 He died.
我们过去常打球 We used to play ball.
就在那里 Right out there.
如果不是因为他 我会像个该死的猫一样扔球 If it wasn't for him, I'd throw like a damn pussy.
他是个好… He was a good...
男人 总体来说 你知道吗？ ...man, in general, you know?
那个人是谁？ Who's that?
是我 Wilson It's me, Wilson.
我想看看你是否还住在这里 I wanted to see if you still lived here.
我可以进来吗？ Can I come in?
你要甜菜汁吗？ You want some beet juice?
操 不！ Fuck, no!
你最近见过迈尔斯吗？ You seen Meyers lately?
不. Nah.
他是个混蛋 Guy's an asshole.
嗯 Hmm.
我爸爸死了 My dad died.
是啊. Yeah.
所以我有点…我老爸还活着 So I'm kind of... My old man's still alive.
他妈的不会死 Motherfucker won't die.
他他妈的不会死 He fucking will not die.
93岁我在倒数时间了 93 years old. I'm literally counting the seconds.
好吧 我只是… Well, I just...
我没有什么亲人了 I don't have any family left.
我认识你… And I've known you...
自从我们 九岁是？十岁时？ ...since we were, what, nine years old? Ten?
我没有一个人可以分享 I don't have a single person who shares
我同样的记忆 你知道吗？ my same memories, you know?
你很幸运 Lucky you.
你知道的... You know...
人们总是说你有点困难 ...people always said that you were kind of difficult,
但我不知道 我想… but I don't know, I guess that...
谁说的？他妈的Ted Kuby？ Who said that? Fucking Ted Kuby?
不 不 不 No. No, no.
我认为… I think that...
我需要改变我的生活只是… ...I need to change my life a little bit. Just...
你知道 认识一些新朋友… ...you know, meet some new people and...
做些改变 ...shake things up a...
啊… Ugh...
请原谅我. Excuse me.
我在考虑… I'm thinking to...
……试着再约会看看 知道吗？ ...try dating again a little bit, you know?
是的 我很久以前就放弃了女人 Yeah, I gave up on women a long time ago.
你这该死的屁股…你得到了什么？ You bust your fucking ass... and what do you get?
空他妈的银行帐户？ Empty fucking bank account?
总是被骗 Getting bitched at all the time?
这是一个他妈的傻瓜的差事！ It's a fucking fool's errand!
你知道 奥尔森 You know, Olsen,
我在想也许我们可以再做朋友 I was thinking that maybe we could be friends again.
但我猜…我有点忘了… But I guess... I sort of forgot...
你真的是一个吸血鬼 ...what a toxic soul-draining vampire you really are.
顺便说一句 那些葡萄已经翻过了 And by the way, those grapes have turned.
停车 笨蛋！ MAN: Pull over, dumbass!
这是我爸爸的车！ It's my dad's car!
开得好 混蛋！ WOMAN: Nice driving, asshole!
大家都在赶时间 Everybody's in a hurry.
嘿 你能把那鸡肉递给我吗？ Hey, could you hand me that chicken?
哦 当然在这里. Oh, sure. Here.
拿着这个 好的. Hold this. Okay.
好的 Okay.
十二美元？ Twelve dollars?
噢 我的上帝你他妈的是认真的吗？ Oh, my God. Are you fucking serious?
那是十二美元吗？ That's twelve dollars?
哦 知道了这完全是勒索 Oh, I know. It is a total racket.
他们知道宠物主人都被损坏了 They know that pet owners are all damaged
神经质的 我们会… and neurotic and we will...
高兴地扔我们的钱 ...happily throw our money
最荒谬的废话… at the most nonsensical crap just to...
买一点感情 ...buy a little affection.
是啊.是的 没有大便没有大便 Yeah. Yeah, no shit. No shit.
哦 狗屎 Oh, shit.
他妈的什么？ What the fuck?
我是这样 所以 很抱歉 I am so, so, so sorry.
我的 嗯… My, uh...
我只是不习惯这辆车 I'm just not used to this car.
事实上还好很好 It's actually okay. It's fine.
嗯 看起来你可能有裂缝 Well, it looks like you have maybe a crack
或折痕或凹痕 or a crease or a dent.
早就已经在那里了 That was already there.
我们为什么不交换信息呢？ Why don't we exchange information?
以防万一…你知道的. Just in case... You know.
看来他是故意这样做的 It looked like he did it on purpose.
很好 好吗？很好谢谢您. It's fine, okay? It's fine. Thank you.
但是对不起！在你走之前 嗯… But excuse me! Before you go, um...
我们有可能吗 嗯？… Is there any chance that we could, uh...
也许什么时候出去？ ...maybe go out sometime?
我觉得我们有一个火花或其他东西在那里 I felt like we had a spark or something back there.
为什么他妈的都是神经病 Why does every fucking psycho
找我麻烦 伙计？ always pick on me, man?
我他妈的做错什么了？ What the fuck did I ever do wrong?
离开我的车 Get away from my car.
我不是神经病 小姐 I'm not a psycho, lady.
她屁股上爬的是什么？ What the heck crawled up her ass?
是的 不是开玩笑 Yeah, no kidding.
我会很生气 如果一些随机家伙 I'd be pretty stoked if some random guy
打我的车只是为了穿上我的裤子 tapped my car just to get into my pants.
男人：我的 我的 我的 我的 MAN: My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my
我的天使情人 My angel lover
我的 我的 我的 我的天使爱人 My, my, my, my, my, my, my My angel lover
哦 耶稣基督 我很久没有这么做了 Oh, Christ, I haven't done this in a long time.
我 都不是我有太多约会不被邀请出去过 Me, neither. I don't get asked out on too many dates.
哦 男人可以残忍 Oh, men can be cruel.
外表对我来说不那么重要 Looks aren't all that important to me.
哇太好了 Whoa. That's good.
哇 这里有1748个在Yelp上的评论 Wow, this place has got 1,748 reviews on Yelp.
那到底是什么意思？ And what the hell does that even mean?
Yelp.
你是不是有点老了 Aren't you a little old
应付所有的电脑玩意？ to be doing all that computer stuff?
我完全上瘾了 I'm totally addicted.
你知道的 只是觉得很不光彩的我 You know, it just feels so undignified to me.
我的意思是 最终你只是坐着 I mean, in the end you're just sitting
独自一人盯着屏幕 all alone staring at a screen.
真是太悲哀了 It's just so sad.
没有了它我会很寂寞 I would be a lot lonelier without it,
那是一定的 that's for sure.
你结婚了吗？有孩子吗？ Have you ever been married? Kids?
不. No.
我和这个家伙住了六年 I lived with this guy for six years once,
但是有一天他只是说 猜猜看！ but then one day he just says, Guess what!
我是个大智人… I'm a big homo...
我发现所有的女人都很恶心 and I find all women totally disgusting.
天啊你知道 我妻子17年前离开了我 Jeez. You know, my wife left me 17 years ago.
离家出走 流产了 Walked out, got an abortion.
搬到洛杉矶 没有解释 什么都没有. Moved to L.A. No explanation. Nothing.
我的一个拥有一个家庭机会 噗一下不见了 My one chance at a family, poof.
是啊 那时候一切都很好 Yeah, everything was fine all that time
直到他站起来说… until he just up and says...
…我喜欢男人 你知道吗？ ...I'm into dudes, you know?
我已经和她分手了 I'm done with her.
我只是需要向前走 找个新的 I just need to move on, find somebody new.
你不一定 但… Not you necessarily, but...
你曾经做过一个“寻人”搜索 Did you ever do a PeopleFinder search,
或者仅仅是谷歌？ or even just Google?
我的朋友试过一次 但什么也没有 Well, my friend tried it once, but nothing.
算了吧 我不干了 Forget it, I'm done.
我会找到她的她叫什么名字？ I'll find her. What's her name?
Pippi我的前女友？ Pippi. My ex? Uh...
Pippi ...Pippi.
Pippi什么？ Pippi what?
Pippi Carmichael.
但就像我说的 你不会找到… But like I said, you won't find a...
这里有个Polly Carmichael-Wiggins Here's a Polly Carmichael-Wiggins.
等待.你是认真的吗？ Wait. Are you serious?
嗯 是的那是她的妹妹 Uh, yeah. That's her sister.
好了 她在这里她有一个大人物 Well, she's all over here. She's got a big presence.
真的？所以…哦 天哪！那是... Really? So... Oh, yikes! That's...
是的 那是她 Yeah, that's her.
是的 她就在那里在锡尔弗代尔 Yeah, she's right over there in Silverdale.
所以… So...
六年后 这家伙的一切 我爱你 ...after six years, this guy's all, I love you,
但我看不到我们的未来 but I just don't see a future for us.
我想 我明白了 伙计你喜欢阴茎 And I'm like, I get it, dude. You're into penis.
我也是 但是… So am I. But...
你难道不能告诉我吗？ ...couldn't you have just told me that
在我让自己去拉屎之前？ before I let myself go all to shit?
你认得这个声音吗？因为我认得你的 Recognize this voice? Because I recognize yours.
不. No.
Uh-uh.
不. Nope.
不 我看是Wilson！ No, see it's Wilson!
上帝 Polly 饶了我吧 Jesus Christ, Polly, spare me
历史课 好吗？我只是… the history lesson, okay? I'm just...
打电话找 ...calling to find out
如果有任何消息从Pippi if there's any news from Pippi.
嗯 Hmm.
一定要在这附近 Got to be around here somewhere.
小心你的门 Watch your door.
谢谢您. Thank you.
对不起 先生？ Excuse me, sir?
稍等一下小心门 Just a second. Watch the door.
快速问题：你能告诉我在哪里 Quick question: Can you tell me where
有人能在这个镇上找到某个女人吗？ a guy could find some pussy in this town?
哦 你在找脱衣舞夜总会 嗯？ Oh, you're looking for a strip club, huh?
哦...不 那是傻瓜干的事情 Uh... Well, no, that's for suckers.
我在找那种你真的可以性交的东西 I'm looking for the kind you can actually fuck.
找妓女？ Looking for a hooker?
就是这样 确切地说 That's it, exactly.
我在找我前妻 I'm looking for my ex-wife.
嘿.你好吗？ Hey. How you doing?
哦 好的我能问您一件事吗？ Oh, good. Can I ask you something?
当然. 怎么了？ Sure. What's going on?
好的 Okay.
你见过这个女人吗？ Have you ever seen this woman?
现在 这是一张老照片 所以她… Now, this is an old picture, so she...
可能现在看起来更糟了 ...probably looks much, much worse now.
吸毒和殴打造成的淤伤 Bruises from the drug use and beatings.
卷曲的焦炭色头发柔软的皮肤 Frizzy coke hair. Waxy skin.
你 所有人 都知道该怎麽做 You, of all people, know the drill.
她的名字叫Pippi 但我肯定她有一些… Her name's Pippi, but I'm sure she's got some...
…华丽的假名现像 呃… ...florid nom de guerre now like, uh...
klimaxx或什么的 ...Klimaxx or something.
我不认识什么klimaxx的人 I don't know no Klimaxx.
据她姐姐说 According to her sister,
她最近从洛杉矶回来 she recently located back here from L.A.
对不起 我不认识她 I'm sorry, I don't know her.
可以.好吧 那样的话 我想我会的… Okay. Well, in that case, I guess I'll...
干个口活 ...take a blowjob then.
好吧 All right.
哦 Ooh.
我应该带我的钱包 I should've brought my wallet.
Will森：贝琳达 你知道Pippi在哪里吗？ Belinda, do you know where Pippi is?
贝琳达：他妈的离我们远点 BELINDA: Stay the fuck away from us.
我们不想和那个疯狂的婊子有任何关系 We don't want nothing to do with that crazy bitch.
别跟他说话 Don't talk to him.
听着 看到你们 我也很痛苦… Look. It's torture for me to see you guys, too...
尤其是在这里的斧头脸… ...especially hatchet-face over here...
…但我想知道你是否已经看到Pippi ...but I need to know if you've seen Pippi.
她在湖边的一家餐馆工作 She's working at some restaurant by the lake.
这就是我们所知道的 That's all we know.
现在请… Now please...
滚开 ...fuck off.
一家餐厅吗？哪家餐馆？ A restaurant? What restaurant?
滚开! Fuck off!
哦 我们今晚9点关门对不起的. Oh, we close at 9:00 tonight. Sorry.
哦 不 没关系我只是想问问… Oh, no, that's okay. I just wanted to ask...
有个Pippi在这里工作吗？ Do you have a Pippi working here?
就像Pippi Longstocking？ Like Pippi Longstocking?
哦... Oh...
你从来都不想那样称呼她 You don't ever want to call her that.
她姐姐说她正处于困难时期 Her sister says that she's fallen on hard times.
你知道 毒品 卖淫 谁知道还有什么？ You know, drugs, prostitution, who knows what else.
我猜她是想旧梦重温 但是… I guess she's trying to get her shit back together, but...
我责怪她的父亲有钱的共和党人 I blame her father. Rich Republican prick.
但我想这是一个很好的报复方式 But that's a pretty good way to get back at him, I suppose.
嘿 我为了毒品的钱打了陌生人 爸爸 Hey, I'm blowing strangers for drug money, Daddy.
你觉得我怎么样？ What do you think of me now?
这看起来像Lynne Lynne! This looks like Lynne. Lynne!
噢 我的上帝 Oh, my God.
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
请给我两杯黑皮诺！ Two pinot noir, please!
我不了解琳恩的事为什么是琳恩？ I don't get the Lynne thing. Why Lynne?
我以为你讨厌琳恩 I thought you hated Lynne.
请原谅我.让我通过 Excuse me. Just let me get through.
Wilson上帝 伙计 Wilson. Jesus Christ, man!
我只是想重新振作 I'm just trying to get my life together
干干净净地开始 and make a clean start.
你为什么会出现并说这些狗屎话？ Why would you show up and say that shit?
我无法忘掉你漂亮的样子 I can't get over how amazing you look.
我以为你会是… I thought you'd be some...
…下流 招人烦 大鼠的头发 牙齿不齐… ...nasty, skanky, rat-haired, snaggle-toothed...
……疮痛但听着… ...sore-infested ho. But look...
…就像你穿过那臂铠 ...it's like you came through the gauntlet
没有一道划痕！ without a scratch!
Wilson 你在我的工作时出现 Wilson, you showed up at my work
病叫我妓女 and called me a crack whore.
在梅利莎的前面！ In front of Melissa!
嗯 你知道吗？我并不知道这些情况 Well, you know what? I didn't know!
我担心你和 I was afraid you were living
某个摩托车党或什么的生活在一起 with a biker gang or something.
你无法想象所有的东西 You can't imagine all the stuff
在我脑海里浮现的 running through my head...
从Polly告诉我的狗屎信息推断出来的 ...from the shit that Polly told me.
你和Polly谈过了？ You talked to Polly?
是的 我的意思是… Yeah, I mean...
她以为她是谁？ Who the fuck does she think she is?
她不知道我生命中的第一件该死的事情 She doesn't know the first goddamn thing about my life.
现在她把我的破烂事情在跟大家说？ And now she's saying bullshit to everybody about me?
不 没有！ No. No!
我不会这样做我不会 I'm not doing this. I'm not.
因为这正是她想要的！ Because this is exactly what she wants!
我要冷静 I am cooling out.
对我的生意一点也不了解 Doesn't know a goddamn thing about my business.
我总是告诉你她是个噩梦 记得吗？ I always told you that she was a nightmare, remember?
Wilson 你对每个人说过这个的 Wilson, you said that about everybody.
我错了吗？ Was I wrong?
你想要什么 Wilson？ What do you want, Wilson?
我爸爸死了 嗯… My dad died and, uh...
罗伯特搬走了 所以我独自一人… Robert moved away, so I'm all alone...
…现在 ...now.
我想念你 Pippi I miss you, Pippi.
是啊. Yeah.
倒霉.我不是… Shit. I wasn't...
我不该喝酒 I wasn't supposed to drink.
嗯？ Huh?
这真的是同一个Pippi吗… Can this really be the same Pippi who used to...
…以前老是抽烟喝酒和诅咒 放屁和打嗝？ ...smoke and drink and curse and fart and belch?
她是一只恶心的猪 She was a disgusting pig.
嗯 从来没有一个无聊的时刻 Well, there was never a dull moment,
那是一定的 that's for sure.
Pippi?
你是唯一的人 You were the only person
谁曾费心去了解真正的我？ who ever bothered to get to know the real me.
我知道真实的你 And I knew the real you.
真正的Pippi The real Pippi.
我想也许… And I think that maybe...
也许我还认识她 ...maybe I still know her.
真的很难 It's been really hard.
我有一些糟糕的岁月 I had some bad years.
我是这样的… I am so...
…为你骄傲 ...proud of you.
你做得很好 You're doing so good.
你是个了不起的女人 You're an amazing woman.
这是什么？ What's this?
不 不 no. Pepper 下来 No, no, no. Pepper, down.
操 Fuck!
什么？ What?
对不起 她有点过分保护 Sorry, she's a little bit overprotective.
妈的 我真不敢相信你还住在这里 Shit, I can't believe you still live here.
哦 我知道 很好 但是… Oh, I know, it's great, but...
你知道 我禁不住想 ...you know, I can't help but think
那就太好了 如果你… it would've been great if you just...
…有了宝宝 然后我们会 ...had the baby, and then we'd...
这些年来我们一直住在一起 ...still have lived together all those years.
谁知道我们的生活会是什么样子？ And who knows what our life might have been like.
家长教师会的会议… P.T.A. meetings...
豚鼠… Guinea pigs...
钢琴课… Piano lessons...
你完全疯了 伙计 You're totally out of your mind, man.
如果你生了孩子 If you had had the baby,
它会迫使我们长大 it would have forced us to grow up.
你知道吗？ You know?
我确实有孩子 I did have the baby.
什么？ What?
我有一个小女孩 I had a little girl.
你在说什么呢？ What are you talking about?
我把她让别人收养… I put her up for adoption...
……在我去洛杉矶之前 ...before I went to L.A.
Pippi...
你现在就要告诉我 ...you need to tell me right now
如果你在开玩笑 if you're joking around.
Wilson 我们给你寄了文件 Wilson, we sent you papers.
不 我什么都不知道 No, I don't know anything
关于你在说什么 about what you're talking about.
她被收养了 She got adopted.
你有孩子了？ You had a baby?
是啊. Yeah.
我是...我是个父亲？ I'm... I'm a father?
算是吧 Kind of.
我是个父亲 I am a father.
为什么不呢？ Why not?
我是个父亲？ I'm a father?
我是个父亲？！ I'm a father?!
我是个父亲！ I'm a father!
是的 是的 Yes! Yes!
所以… So...
生意怎么样？ ...how's business?
很不好 现在每个人都自己动手 Terrible. Everybody just does it themselves now.
当我在电话里和你交谈时… When I talked to you on the phone...
我想象着有个部队里有个战友的家伙… ...I pictured some guy with an Army buddy on the force...
他从角落里的盲人那里得到所有的信息… He gets all his info from a blind guy on the corner...
不. Nope.
该死的文件在哪？ Where the hell's that goddamn file?
混蛋！ Cocksucker!
哦 这是我得到的 Oh, here's what I got.
Claire卡西迪 帕克高中 Claire Cassiday, Parker Day High School.
你确定吗？ You sure about that?
我尽力提供所提供的信息 I do my best with the information provided
但不能保证 but no guarantees.
可以. Okay.
她在这儿 Here she is.
可能会损失几磅 Could lose a few pounds.
我们都不能吗？ Couldn't we all.
让我们开始吧炸鱼薯条享受吧 伙计们 Here we go. Fish and chips. Enjoy, guys.
你什么时候做完的？ When are you done?
Wilson我做不到 Wilson. I can't.
我们今晚会很忙的 We're short tonight.
不 我给你一个惊喜 No, I got a great surprise for you.
女：对不起！ WOMAN: Excuse me!
我可以把这与蒜泥蛋黄酱 Could I get this with the aioli
按照我的要求做吗？ on the side as I requested?
我很抱歉让我马上把它拿回去 I'm so sorry. Let me take that back right away.
我们还没有看到面包 And we still haven't seen that bruschetta.
我马上就来不 不 I'll get that right away. No, no.
Wilson 我等不及了拜托 我会失去工作的！ Wilson, I can't wait. Please, I'll lose my job!
是你女儿 It's your daughter.
她漂亮吗？ Isn't she beautiful?
请原谅我.我们有门票去看“邪恶的… Excuse me. We have tickets to Wicked and...
嘿 白痴！你他妈的闭嘴 Hey, dickhead! Shut the fuck up!
难道你看不出这个女人正经历着深刻的时刻吗？ Can't you see that this woman is having a profound moment?
不知怎的我不能处理 Somehow I just can't process
这是你的地方我的意思是… that this is your place. I mean...
别误会我的意思 嗯 真的… Don't get me wrong, it's, uh, really...
…很好很有品位我只是… ...nice. Very tasteful. I just...
这是一个分租公寓 笨蛋！ It's a sublet, dumbass!
感谢上帝 Thank God.
所以… So...
你想做些什么？ ...what do you want to do about this?
Wilson 我看过了 Wilson, I've seen it.
别再干他妈的事了 Don't you do another goddamn thing.
我甚至无法呼吸到你周围的气息够了！ I can't even catch my breath around you. Enough!
我说的不是什么专业 Pippi我的意思是… I'm not talking about anything major, Pippi. I mean...
你不想见到她吗？ ...don't you want to see her in the flesh?
你现在说什么？ What are you saying now?
你想干什么 跟踪她？ What do you want to do, stalk her?
上帝 Pippi Holy Christ, Pippi.
你从哪儿弄来的？ Where do you come up with this shit?
为什么人们搬到郊区去？ Why the hell do people move to the suburbs?
就像活死人一样 It's like a living death.
Wilson 我们在干什么？ Wilson, what are we doing?
什么？ What?
我从来没有… I never...
不再爱你 Pippi ...stopped loving you, Pippi.
我不再爱你了 I stopped loving you.
好... Well...
我恨你这么多年 I spent so many years hating you
现在我都不记得为什么了 and now I can't even remember why.
我想这会让我发疯的 I guess it drove me nuts
我真他妈的一团糟… that I was such a fucking mess...
我什么也没把你吓倒 ...and nothing I did ever scared you away.
你还记得这个吗？ Well, you remember this?
是啊. Yeah.
29针 29 stitches.
是啊. Yeah.
那几乎把我吓坏了 That almost scared me away.
嘘 嘘 嘘 嘘 Shh, shh, shh.
他们在移动！他们在移动 They're on the move! They're on the move.
等等!你在做什么？ Wait! What are you doing?
我告诉过你我只是想看看她 I told you. I just want to get a glimpse of her.
但你刚看到她！ But you just saw her!
趴下 趴下 倒霉. Get down! Down, down. Shit.
好的 起来 Okay, up, up.
Wilson 就让这个走吧 Wilson, just let this go.
不 我们得走了Wilson！ No, we got to go. Wilson!
好的 海岸很清楚 Okay, the coast is clear.
冷静点 Wilson Cool it, Wilson.
上帝 Jesus.
我们做到了 We made that.
女孩：嘿 我是Claire嗨 Claire GIRL: Hey, it's Claire. Hi, Claire.
你好吗 Claire？你为什么在这里？ What's up, Claire? Why are you here?
他们在打折售卖大屁股小丑衣服吗？ They having a sale on big-ass clown clothes?
去死吧 混蛋 Go die, asshole.
男孩：哦… BOY: Oh...
对不起 你对我说了什么？ I'm sorry, what did you say to me?
哦 不 Oh, no.
你对我说什么了 婊子？ What did you say to me, bitch?
嘿 Claire Jenny Craig在这里 Hey, Claire, Jenny Craig's over here.
肥婊子！您去哪儿？ Fat-ass bitch! Where are you going?
嘿! Hey!
你要闭上你的嘴 你这个小混蛋！ You need to shut the fuck up, you little prick!
小心你自己 混蛋 Watch yourself, asshole.
不 你看！那是我女儿！ No, you watch it! That's my daughter!
Wilson 不是现在！糟糕的时机！ Wilson, not now! Bad timing!
你这个狗娘养的！ You little son of a bitch!
放开我 混蛋！ Get off me, asshole!
放手！不! Let go! No!
我不会放手的！过去的事就让它过去吧 I'm not letting go! Let it go!
Wilson！
我要踢他的屁股！ I'm gonna kick his ass!
相信我 Pippi给了你一个真正的礼物… Believe me, Pippi gave you a true gift...
送你走 ...by giving you away,
因为我们没资格当父母 because we were in no position to be parents.
我听说她是个不称职的母亲 I was told that she was an unfit mother.
哦 有人告诉你真相 Oh, you were told the truth.
她在街上吸毒… She was on the street, strung out on drugs...
……安慰陌生人 ...comforting strangers.
我从来没有在街上 I never was on the street.
听着 这不… Look, it doesn't...
现在不要纠结于细节上了 Don't get bogged down in the details right now.
我们兴奋极了 终于 We're just thrilled to finally
有机会认识你！ have the opportunity to get to meet you!
如果你想知道 And if you're wondering about
缺乏家族相似性… the lack of family resemblance...
你不能看着她区分出来 ...you couldn't tell it by looking at her,
但她曾经是个真正的河马 but she used to be a real hippo.
你爷爷写了一本很受欢迎的小说 Your grandpa wrote a well-regarded novel
关于Melville 以及… about Melville, and...
Pippi的外公… ...Pippi's maternal grandfather
曾是俄亥俄著名的法官… was a famous judge in Ohio, and...
倒霉! Shit!
我必须离开 I have to go.
哦...好了 它已经… Oh... Well, it's been...
真的很棒有机会 ...truly amazing getting a chance
和你在一起 to have this time with you.
好的 再见可以. Okay, bye. Okay.
再见.再见. Bye. Bye.
我是不是有些紧张呢 伙计 I'm not some strung-out skank, man!
Pippi 这就是你在这方面的经验？ Pippi, is that all that you took from this experience?
我们只是伏击了她！ Well, we just totally ambushed her!
我以为我们要躲起来 I thought we were just gonna hide out.
我可以诚实地说… I can honestly say...
我从没见过比这更美丽的东西… ...I have never seen anything more beautiful...
比你脸上的表情… ...than the look on your face...
当你第一次见到她你是… ...when you first saw her. You were...
…发光 ...glowing.
我想我们能见到她很好 对吧？ I guess it was good we got to see her, right?
我觉得也许我可以停止担心 I feel like maybe I can stop worrying.
我会让她走 And I'll let her go.
谢谢. Thanks.
我认为你是对的 Pippi I think you're right, Pippi.
她当然不需要我们的帮助 She certainly doesn't need any help from us.
就像她有那么悲惨 It's like she has that miserable,
痛苦的表情… anguished look...
就像我第一次遇见你时的样子 ...like you had when I first met you.
当然 你结果还好 Of course, you turned out okay.
从长远来看 In the long run.
哦 Pippi Oh, Pippi.
哦 Pippi！ Oh, Pippi!
嗨 那里 Hi, there.
你想要什么？ What do you want?
嗯 我只是不觉得我们已经结束了 呃… Well, I just didn't feel like we got closure to our, uh...
你知道 小小介绍一下 我… ...you know, little introduction, and I...
我不敢相信我只是用了结束这个词 但是… I can't believe I just used the word closure, but...
为什么他妈的今天都在我屁股上？ Why the fuck is everyone up my butt today?
你的……？不 到底出了什么事？ Up your...? No. What the hell's wrong?
嘿 来吧 上车我送你一程 Hey, come on, hop in. I'll give you a ride.
不 谢谢 No, thanks.
我去买公共汽车 I'll get the bus.
不 不 我送你一程 No, no, I'll give you a ride.
Claire！我不能忍受看到你这样拜托. Claire! I can't stand to see you like this. Please.
来吧 Come on.
我带你去吃冰淇淋怎么样？ How about I take you for ice cream?
那应该是好笑的吗？ Is that supposed to be funny?
是的 我们给那个胖女孩买点冰淇淋 Yeah, let's get the fat girl some ice cream.
嘿 不是每个人都想找你 Claire Hey, not everybody's out to get you, Claire.
嗯 这就是他妈的感觉！ Well, that's what it fucking feels like!
是商场里的那些混蛋吗？ Is it those jerks from the mall?
因为我要把他们踢出去 Because I'll kick the shit out of them.
是每个人 It's everybody.
好吧 我会把每个人都搞砸的 Okay, I'll kick the shit out of everybody then.
每一个正派的人都是这样 It is a given that every decent person
谁曾在高中生活过得很糟糕？ who ever lived got shit on in high school.
我肯定他们找哥白尼了 他妈的 I'm sure they picked on Copernicus, for fuck sake.
这是荣誉的徽章 It's a badge of honor.
然而... However...
这并不意味着你必须坐着 ...that does not mean that you have to sit back
被修理四年 and get reamed for four years.
那么有一个特别的混蛋吗？ So is there one particular asshole?
是啊. Yeah.
Monika这婊子 Monika the bitch.
Monika?
Monika.
有没有像一个令人毛骨悚然的老师或看门人或……？ Now, is there like a creepy teacher or janitor or...?
奈斯比特先生 Mr. Naisbitt.
啊 好的 Ah, okay.
Monika Monika 你口交 Monika, Monika, you blow
奈斯比特先生 就像在吹口琴 Mr. Naisbitt like a harmonica.
你看那押韵？那只是一份奖金 You see how that rhymed? That's just a bonus.
不 你口交奈斯比特先生的梅毒 No, you blow Mr. Naisbitt's syphilitic dong
就像在吹一把口琴 like a harmonica.
太过了 Eaugh! Too far.
是啊. Yeah.
你经过我的房子 You passed my house.
你怎么知道？ How could you tell?
不 这cassidays看起来像是很棒的人 No, the Cassidays seem like wonderful people.
我在想我应该安排一个会议 I was thinking I should arrange a meeting
所以我们都可以在一起 so we can all be on the same page together.
那是个可怕的想法 That's a horrible idea.
我敢打赌… I bet...
你妈妈在这里做了一些特别的烹饪 是吧？ ...your mom does some fancy cooking in here, huh?
我们从不使用任何这些狗屎 We never use any of this shit.
我妈妈连炉子都不会烧 My mom can't even work the stove.
他们接纳了一个无辜的婴儿 并把它当作自己的孩子养大 They took in an innocent baby and raised it as their own.
这样的人 Folks like that
是这个世界的英雄吗？ are the heroes of this world.
是的 他们可以多花点时间和你在一起 Yeah, they could spend a little more time with you.
是啊. Yeah.
我的意思是 我可以没有 I mean, I could do without
所有的阶级特权的过度补偿表情 all the overcompensatory display of class privileges...
…但… ...but...
我是说 耶稣基督 那是什么样的例子？ ...I mean, Christ, what kind of example is that?
就好像他们在嘲笑下一代 It's like they're laughing at the next generation.
我们耗尽了你所有的资源你他妈的 We used up all your resources. Fuck you.
我一直在想我是怎么变成这样的 I always wondered how I got like this.
不 不 我不会那样做的 Wilson No. No. I'm not doing that, Wilson.
来吧 会很有趣的 Come on, it'll be fun.
我从小就没去过那里 I haven't been there since I was a kid.
Wilson！你知道我不是在说那个 Wilson! You know I'm not talking about that.
听着 Look.
为更好或更糟的是 Pippi For better or worse, Pippi,
我们已经完全吓坏这个女孩了 we have totally freaked this girl out.
是啊. Yeah.
确保这一点是我们的责任 And it is our duty to make sure that
她没有什么大的崩溃 she doesn't have some major meltdown.
你知道吗？我的意思是 你能想象 You know? I mean, can you imagine
她正在经历什么？ what she's going through?
不!没有他妈的门 我当然不会 你能吗？ No! No fucking way. Of course I can't. Can you?
她是个可爱的孩子 She's a sweet kid
两个疯狂的人跟踪她 with two crazy people stalking her.
我们没有跟踪她 We're not stalking her.
Wilson.
我要告诉你多少次？ And how many times do I have to tell you
我正在经历什么 嗯？ what I'm going through, huh?
我几乎在勉强度日 I am barely making it through each day.
你期待着这种巨大的感情承诺… And you're expecting this huge emotional commitment...
当你拖着我走的时候 ...while you're dragging me along
这他妈疯狂的不稳定家庭？ for this insane fucking insta-family?
Pippi 这是承诺… Pippi, it is that commitment...
那正是你所需要的 ...that is exactly what you need
帮助你朝前走 to help you move forward.
相信我 我知道 Trust me, I know.
你这混蛋该死的！ You're an asshole! Goddamn it!
里面有什么？ What is in there?
Pippi？该死的！ Pippi? Goddamn it!
让自己冷静 Calm yourself.
操 Fuck!
这就是我当初离开你的原因 This is why I left you in the first place.
你以为你知道这一切你不！ You think you know it all. You don't!
你不知道大便的事！ You don't know shit about shit!
你做完了吗？ Are you done?
哇！太酷了! Wow! So cool!
你一定来过这里一百万次了 是吗？ You must have been here a million times, huh?
不. Nope.
我妈妈害怕穷人 My mom's scared of poor people.
很完美!那都是我们的了 Perfect! It's all ours then.
谢谢您.喔！ Thank you. Whoo!
当我还是个孩子的时候 这看起来太大了 This used to seem so huge when I was a kid.
嘿 你们准备好了吗？ Hey, you guys ready to take it for a spin?
你让她难堪了这是小孩子骑的 You're embarrassing her. This is a little kid ride.
我不觉得尴尬 I'm not embarrassed.
来吧 Pippi 你不必做 Come on, Pippi, you don't have to be
木头上的硬块跳 such a lump on a log. Hop in.
你们真漂亮 You guys are so beautiful.
他们在监视我们 They're watching us.
住手 小鹿 Stop it, deer.
有孩子吗？ Any kids?
是啊. Yeah.
多少岁？ How old?
他们是六和十五 They're six and fifteen.
为什么？ Why?
哦 没什么我只有一个17岁的女儿 Oh, nothing. I just have a 17-year-old daughter.
她真是难以掌控 She's quite a handful.
她正和她妈妈一起度过难关 She's going through a rough patch with her mom.
你知道他们在这个年龄是怎样的吗？ You know how they are at this age.
我最大的孩子也经历过同样的事情 My oldest is going through the same thing.
你要记住 他们只是孩子 你知道吗？ You have to remember that they're just kids, you know?
他们仍然需要知道你爱他们… They still need to know you love them...
像有时那样难 ...as hard as that may be sometimes.
是啊. Yeah.
你知道 那…谢谢您. You know, that's... Thank you.
是啊. Yeah.
你是个聪明人 You're a wise man.
好公鸡 顺便说一下 Nice cock, by the way.
Pippi?
Hey!
Hey, hey.
他们长大得如此之快 They grow up so fast.
他妈的！ Fuck you!
多么美好的一天! What a day!
你能想象吗？… Can you imagine...
这个公园里有多少鸟粪？ ...how much bird feces is in this park?
几点了？ What time is it?
你没有手机吗？ Don't you have your phone?
你跟我开玩笑？ Are you kidding me?
真难以置信 That's unbelievable.
这件事像两个星期一样准时 This thing has been right on time for like two weeks.
倒霉. Shit.
不管怎样 时间是一样的 你知道… Anyway, time is like, you know...
此时此地就是我们的所在地 Here and now is where we're at.
Claire？嘿 爸爸 Claire? Hey, Dad.
对不起的. Sorry.
可以! Okay!
好的 再见 Okay, bye.
再见!再见! Bye! Bye!
你知道 我听说你叫他爸爸 You know, I heard you call him Dad
我不知道他是否意识到 and I wonder if he realizes
他真幸运 how lucky he really is.
我最好还是走 I better go.
可以. Okay.
好吧 嘿 让我给你一个拥抱 Okay, well, hey, let me give you a hug.
我真的很享受这次 I really have enjoyed this time.
下一次我们会做一些有趣的事情 比如… Next time we'll do something fun like maybe...
…得到一个弹簧单高跷什么的 或… ...get a pogo stick or something, or...
…飞盘 ...Frisbee.
飞盘可能更容易些 Frisbee'd be easier probably.
再见 See ya.
再见! Bye!
当心鸟屎！ Watch out for the bird shit!
嘿 嘿 佩珀把它剪下来 Hey, hey, Pepper. Cut it out.
我觉得她对我失望 PIPPI: I think she's disappointed in me.
不 她只是绝望和贫困 No, it's just she's all desperate and needy.
当别人不爱她时 她能分辨出来 She can tell when someone doesn't love her.
不是狗 笨蛋 Not the dog, stupid.
谁 Claire？ Who, Claire?
你是疯子！你看到路了吗？ You're nuts. Did you see the way
她在看着你？ she was looking at you?
真的？ Really?
神奇的. Magical.
哦 耶稣基督 Oh, Christ.
该死的Polly 男人 Fucking Polly, man.
为什么她不能让我一个人呆着？ Why can't she leave me alone?
删除 Delete.
瞎扯. Bullshit.
什么？ What?
我只是有这样的想法… I just had this thought of like...
如果我和你和Claire出现了怎么办？ What if I showed up with you and Claire?
我在她家门口 I was at her front door
我们都喜欢 这是我的家庭 婊子 and we're all like, This is my family, bitch.
我很想看到她的脸！ I'd love to see her face!
对!对吗？ Yes! Right?
不 不 不要笑我们必须这么做 No, no, don't laugh. We have to do that.
我不想她愚蠢该死的郊区生活 I am not going to her stupid suburban shithole life.
但这没什么可疯狂的 But there's nothing nuts about that.
看 看 只是… Look, look, just...
你经历过的所有狗屎… ...all of the shit that you've been through...
你从另一边出来了 ...and you've come out the other side
比她永远好 better than she'll ever be.
这对你女儿来说是个大好机会 And it's a great chance for your daughter
看看你是谁 to see who you are.
她不是我们真正的女儿 男人 She's not our real daughter, man.
我知道.我知道 Pippi I know. I know, Pippi.
我是说 她永远也不会和我们生活在一起 I mean, she's never gonna live with us.
但她永远都是我们的一部分 But she's always gonna be a part of us.
我不想生活在幻想的世界里 I don't want to live in a fantasy world.
是的 好的… Yeah, well...
你的现实如何？ ...how's reality working out for you?
你知道 妻子不是个大人物 You know, the wife is not a big dog person.
你打算怎么办？ What are you gonna do?
怎么会有人不爱你呢？ How could anyone not love you?
我打赌你不能在人行道上走两步 I bet you can't take two steps on the sidewalk
没有人想宠你 without someone wanting to pet you.
哦 实际上有点令人不安就像… Oh, it is kind of disturbing actually. It's like...
…你好 在这里！我是一个真实的人 ...Hello there, up here! I'm an actual human being.
我会做数学和… I can do math and...
…开车、做饭和做无聊的活动… ...drive a car and cook food and do tiddlywinks...
…和手淫 ...and masturbate.
我不知道你结婚了 I didn't know you were married.
哦 是的妻子 孩子 所有的东西 Oh, yeah. Wife, kids, the whole shebang.
好的 Nice.
Claire 你的家人可以来吗？ Claire, your folks are okay with you coming?
我刚告诉他们这是和汉娜的周末旅行 I just told them it was a weekend trip with Hannah.
他们一点也不在乎 They don't give a shit.
他们真的很兴奋我有他妈的朋友 They're just thrilled I have a fucking friend.
好的 Okay...
这是一次家庭郊游让我们尽量保持PG-13级 ...this is a family outing. Let's try to keep it PG-13.
我就是这么说的 That's just how I talk.
好吧 如果是那样的话…发誓你要他妈的！ Okay, well, in that case... Swear all the fuck you want!
你他妈的疯了 You're fucking crazy.
让我们面对现实吧 这太棒了 Let's face it, this is pretty great.
听着 连Pippi都很开心 Look, even Pippi's happy!
为什么不呢？ 操 Why not, right? Fuck!
我一辈子都觉得自己像个狗屎 I spent my whole life feeling like shit
关于我自己 你知道吗？ about myself, you know?
从来没有享受过该死的东西 Never enjoyed a goddamn thing.
他妈的 对吗？ Fuck that, right?
是的 他妈的完全 Yeah, fuck that completely.
去他妈的！ Fuck it!
对! Yes!
女士：这是我的电话号码 WOMAN: Here's my number
所以叫我也许 So call me maybe
其他所有的男孩都想追我 And all the other boys Try to chase me
杀死了情绪 That killed the mood.
杀了它停止那太可怕了 Killed it. Stop. That's terrible.
关掉它关掉它！ Turn it off. Turn it off!
哦 上帝！什么讨厌的鼻涕 Oh, God! What obnoxious drivel.
嘿 我刚遇见你 Hey, I just met you
这是疯了 但这是我的号码 And this is crazy But here's my num...
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
哦 来吧 振作些 Oh, come on, chin up.
这会很有趣的 This is gonna be fun.
妈的 我们这么晚了 Fuck, we're so late.
停止 Stop.
哦 亲爱的！ Oh, honey!
你好.你好. Hi. Hi.
你好.嗨 Will！还记得我吗？ Hi. Hi, Will! Remember me?
当然.Wilson Of course. Wilson.
哦 你们这些家伙… Oh, you guys...
是的 这是 呃…Polly和Will Yeah, this is, uh... Polly and Will.
这是你的侄女 Claire And this is your niece, Claire.
哦 Claire 很高兴见到你 Oh, Claire, it's great to meet you.
进来拜托. Come in. Please.
真的.嗯嗯 Wow. Mmm-mmm.
对不起的. Sorry.
嘿 Polly… Hey, Polly...
你看起来很棒 ...you look great.
谢谢您. Thank you.
我不是在说猥亵的样子 I don't mean that in a salacious way at all.
我只是觉得你看起来很棒 I just think you look great.
谢谢. Thanks.
你不认为她长得很漂亮吗？…你也一样 Will！ Don't you think she looks... You do, too, Will!
谢谢. Thanks.
这个男孩叫什么名字？ What's the boy's name?
库珀. Cooper.
库珀!我最后一次见到你… Cooper! The last time I saw you...
你已经有两、三岁了 ...you were two or three years old.
你想找你妈妈 You were trying to get your mom
拿起一些积木和… to pick up some Legos and...
你真的吓坏了！ ...you were literally just freaking out!
那时我还以为你们 And at the time I thought that you guys
是可怕的父母… were terrible parents...
…但我没有像现在这样做 ...but I didn't get it like I do now.
我过去是在教养方面 I used to be way over on the nurture side
自然/后天辩论… of the nature/nurture debate...
…但不再我的意思是 看看她 ...but not anymore. I mean, look at her.
看！她握着叉子的样子 Look! The way she holds her fork
就像Pippi is exactly like Pippi.
只有一百万件事 比如… And just a million things, like...
她有我妈妈的半微笑 ...she has my mom's little half-smile.
然后她Pippi的讽刺的笑… And then she has Pippi's sarcastic laugh and...
我的脾气我是说 DNA 只是… ...my temper. I mean, DNA, it's just...
真是难以置信 ...it's truly unbelievable.
Coop秋天要去杜克大学 Coop's heading to Duke in the fall.
很难相信 It's hard to believe.
Coops!
詹妮已经上了半个法学院 And Jenny's already halfway through law school.
哦 耶稣基督 我忘了你还有一个 Oh, Christ, I forgot you had another one.
我完全忘了 I totally forgot.
她是我表妹吗？ So is she my cousin?
哦 太好了 Watson！ Oh, brilliant, Watson!
明确大学教材 Definite college material.
你打算做什么 脑外科？ What are you gonna major in, brain surgery?
那么 Claire 你考虑过上学了吗？ So, Claire, have you been thinking about school yet?
他妈的 不 Fuck, no.
你看到了吗？现在 那是纯粹的Wilson You see? Now, that is pure Wilson.
给你 Claire Here's to you, Claire.
和你 库普！ And to you, Coop!
Coop!
高尔夫为何重要 Why Golf Matters.
我觉得我在做田野调查 I feel like I'm doing fieldwork
在土著人或其他 among the natives or something.
我们本不该来这里的 We shouldn't have come here.
什么？嗯嗯 What? Mmm-mmm.
她总能找到获胜的方法 She'll always find a way to win.
你在说什么呢？ What are you talking about?
看看我们 Wilson！ Look at us, Wilson!
我们是恐怖电影中的人物！ We're something out of a horror movie!
我们都是又瘦又秃又苦的… We're all pasty and bald and bitter and...
寂寞… ...lonely and...
他们都很有想象力…嘿. ...they're all fancy and... Hey.
我宁愿拥有我们的女儿 I would rather have our daughter
比起那个讨厌的小孩 一周中的任何一天 than that creepy little kid any day of the week.
那不是我们的女儿！ It's not really our daughter!
别说了 Pippi！ Stop it, Pippi!
别说了 别说了 Stop it! Stop it!
Pippi 我们是来度假的 Pippi, we're here on vacation.
我不能 I can't.
让我们试着玩得开心点 Let's just try to have fun.
你知道吗？ You know?
是啊. Yeah.
Claire：你怎么这么安静？ CLAIRE: How come you're so quiet?
哦 好吧 我 Oh, well, I...
我和妈妈度过的最美好的时光都花了 嗯… Some of my best times with my mom were spent, um...
不说一句话 只是… ...not saying a word, just...
只是坐在同一个房间里… ...just sitting together in the same room...
…的感觉… ...feeling...
…那种关联 ...the connection.
像化学的东西 Like a chemical thing.
你知道 我总是试图想象 You know, I always used to try to imagine
你是什么样子我真正的爸爸 what you were like. My real dad.
我希望你不要太失望 Well, I hope you're not too disappointed.
不. Nah.
你真酷 You're cool.
他们去散步了 They went for a walk.
哦. Oh.
哦 上帝 Oh, God.
哦. Oh.
谢谢. Thanks.
噢 Pippi Aw, Pippi.
我害怕再也见不到你了 I was afraid I'd never see you again.
是啊. Yeah.
我想让你知道我完全明白 I want you to know that I fully understand
你为什么没来参加爸爸的葬礼？ why you didn't come to Dad's funeral.
我也知道事情是 And I also know that things were
在我离开后 你更加艰难 tougher for you after I left.
哦？ Oh?
是吗？ Yeah?
也许他们对我来说有点困难？ Maybe they were a little bit tougher for me?
是啊. Yeah.
所以 很高兴看到你想要一个家庭 So, it's good to see you wanting a family.
那对我说了很多 That says a lot to me.
我知道我说了一些负面的话 And I know that I've said some negative things
关于Wilson过去 但… about Wilson in the past, but...
那么 Claire的亲生父母是什么样的人呢？ So, what are Claire's real parents like?
他们还好吗？ Are they okay?
太神了.嗯 Amazing. Mmm.
超级富豪 Super rich.
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
超级受过良好教育 Super well-educated.
是的 他们有一个大房子像… Yeah, they got a big house. Like...
比这地方大的路 ...way bigger than this place.
太好了嗯 That's great. Mmm-hmm.
Claire的父母感觉如何？ And how did Claire's parents feel about
你和Wilson是那样接触的？ you and Wilson making contact like that?
这是他们的主意吗？ Or was that their idea?
他们必须真正信任你 They must really trust you
让她在这里度周末 to let her stay here for the weekend.
是的. Yup.
我的意思是… I mean...
他们知道你的情况吗？… Do they know about your...
…烦恼呢？ ...troubles?
他们对我真的很酷 They're really cool with me.
嗯 Mmm-hmm.
Claire的父母知道她 Pippi在哪里？ Do Claire's parents even know where she is, Pippi?
噢 我的天 Polly！ Oh, my God, Polly!
啊！看看你！ Ugh! Look at you!
你还在扮演“我是完美小姐” You're still just playing Little Miss Perfect.
混蛋 保持安静 Kissing Dad's ass, staying all quiet
当我为我们俩说话的时候… while I spoke up for the both of us...
…我那种低俗卑鄙小人？ ...and I'm the low-life scumbag?
我知道我不应该回到这里 I knew I shouldn't have come back here.
今天早上我在电话里听到了Claire的电话 I heard Claire on the phone this morning.
她告诉她妈妈 她 She told her mom she was staying at
和她的朋友汉娜一起的海滨别墅 a beach house with her friend Hannah.
你是个混蛋！ You're a fucking cunt!
当你是个孩子的时候 你拥有所有的未来 When you're a kid, you have all this future.
这种潜在的 This potential.
但当你达到我的年龄 But when you get to be my age,
你用不同的方式看待事物 you kind of look at things in a different way.
你有点活在当下 You're kind of living more in the moment.
像湖和鸭子这样的东西… Things like this lake and the ducks...
像这样的大便变得如此巨大 Shit like this becomes so damn huge.
你他妈的！ Fuck you!
离我远点 Pippi！哦 哦 哦！ Get away from me, Pippi! Oh, oh, oh!
它停下来！Pippi！ Stop it! Pippi!
我他妈的厌倦了这些废话！ I'm getting fucking tired of this bullshit!
不 Pippi！ No, Pippi!
哦 哦 哦！听着 Oh, oh, oh! Look.
森林中的小动物 A little woodland creature.
你知道 他们根本没有改变 You know, they haven't changed at all
恐龙时代以来 since the time of the dinosaurs.
你真可爱 Oh, you're so cute.
哦 你叫什么名字？ Ooh, what's your name?
青蛙对苍蝇说了什么？ What did the frog say to the fly?
这是正确的. That's right.
不过 大饮者 Big drinkers, though.
大饮者 Big, huge drinkers.
Polly：他在那儿！ POLLY: There he is!
来这里什么？ Come here. What?
到这儿来发生什么事了？ Get over here. What's going on?
伙计们？不 我什么也没做！ Guys? No, I didn't do anything!
Wilson...
…我把它弄丢了 ... I lost it.
Will森：Pippi？警官：来吧 我们走吧 Pippi? OFFICER: Come on, let's go.
Pippi 怎么了？ Pippi, what's going on?
Pippi：什么都不要说 PIPPI: Just don't say anything.
Polly！这叫做绑架！ Polly! It's called kidnapping!
警官：坐下 OFFICER: Sit down.
Pippi?
Claire?
真是疯了 This is nuts!
她是我女儿这怎么可能是绑架？ She's my daughter. How could this be kidnapping?
好的 父母都很尽职 Well, the parents are pretty P.O'-ed.
很难责怪他们她才17岁 It's hard to blame them. She is just 17.
你站在谁一边？ Whose side are you on?
不必担心 我们会让他们冷静下来 Don't worry. We'll let them cool down
然后我们会解决一些问题 and then we'll work something out.
你有一个清白的记录 You got a clean record.
Pippi怎么样？ What about Pippi?
他们指控她什么了吗？ Did they charge her with something?
我不知道 I don't know.
我听说他们给了她一些交易 I heard they offered her some deal.
该死的!啊！ Damn it! Ahh!
你在看什么？ What are you looking at?
那是一个相当大的纹身 That is quite a tattoo.
嗯怎么样？ Mmm. How's that?
就像最终争论结束者 It's like the ultimate argument ender.
就像 不 我不想要你的工作事实上… Like, No, I don't want your fucking job. In fact...
我想毁掉你整个社会 I want to destroy your entire society.
你他妈的 Fuck you.
你说什么 婊子？ What'd you say, bitch?
不 我不是…我喜欢它 No, I'm not... I like it.
这就像是对另一代人的认可… It's like an acknowledgement to a whole other generation...
Whoa, whoa!
Ahh!
你好. Hi.
神父：如果你离开这里20年都没关系 PRIEST: It doesn't matter if you're out of here 20 years,
生活在岛上 living on an island.
你永远不会真正自由直到 You will never be truly free until
你被羔羊血所洗净 you've been washed in the blood of the Lamb.
一个信徒在鞋子里呆了10年… A believer stuck 10 years in the shoe...
…比任何人不屑的话更自由 ...is freer than any man who disdains the Word.
Wilson：嗯 Mmm.
那是美丽的 美丽的东西 That is beautiful, beautiful stuff.
你一直都是… Have you always been a...
敬畏上帝的人 牧师？ ...God-fearing man, Pastor?
我试着去做 I've tried to be.
哦 多么好的礼物啊 Oh, what a gift.
我希望我的父母为我做了那件事 I wish my parents had done that for me.
我花了这么多时间 I've spent so much time
试着理解这一切 trying to make sense of it all.
好吧 永远都不会太迟 Well, it's never too late.
嗯 是的 我想 Well, yeah, I guess.
我的意思是 在某一点上… I mean, at a certain point...
没有理性的人会购买 ...no rational man's gonna buy into
这一切疯狂的胡言乱语 all this crazy mumbo jumbo.
让我们现实点 Let's be realistic.
你必须让它根深蒂固… You got to have it ingrained...
在你发展出任何真正的意识之前 你知道吗？… ...before you develop any real sense of, you know...
…的原因 ...reason.
我的意思是 除非你… I mean, unless you...
…脑损伤什么的 ...get brain damage or something.
是啊. Yeah.
哦 你好 兄弟 Oh, hello, brother.
耶和华是我的牧者 我必不至缺乏 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
他使我躺卧在青草地上 He maketh me lie down in green pastures.
他领我在可安歇的水边 He leadeth me beside the still waters.
他使我的灵魂 He restoreth my soul.
所以我抓住这个混蛋的衣领… So I grabbed this asshole by the lapels...
我说 看 我不在乎你是不是修女… ...and I said, Look, I don't care if you are a nun...
…我要他妈的 该死的拳打… ... I'm gonna fucking, shit, fucking punch...
操 耶！ Fuck, yeah!
怎么啦 兄弟？嘿. Wassup, bro? Hey.
你好吗 先生？你不惹麻烦吗？ How you doing, man? You staying out of trouble?
MAN: Yo, Wilson!
怎么啦 男人吗？嘿 男人 Wassup, man? Hey, man.
怎么啦 嬉皮士？嘿. Wassup, hippie? Hey.
我最喜欢的嬉皮士怎么样？ How's my favorite hippie?
嘿 不要吃巧克力蛋糕 Hey, don't eat the chocolate cake.
给我妈的早些时候 Gave me the shits earlier.
剩下的比拼图还多看 There's more pieces than there is puzzle left. Look.
这些是那种颜色 These are that color
那颜色里没有空白 and there ain't no blanks in that color.
GUARD: Hey, Wilson!
你有客人吗？ You got a visitor.
一个什么？ A what?
我不敢相信是你 I can't believe it's you.
是我 It's me.
两年半了我一个字也没听到 It's two and a half years. I never heard a word.
我 嗯… I, uh...
我想让我的律师找到你 I tried to get my lawyer to find you.
我甚至试着穿过Polly I even tried to go through Polly.
哦 她是在准备作战 Oh, she was on the warpath.
我每天都想着你 I have thought of you every day.
一千次 A thousand times.
对不起 Wilson I'm sorry, Wilson.
我只是 呃… I was just, uh...
真的很糟糕 It got really bad.
我知道这是有原因的 I knew there was a reason.
对不起 我..我太高兴了 I'm sorry, I'm... I'm so happy.
你没事吗？ Are you okay?
是啊. Yeah.
当Claire在审判时向我开过来的时候… When Claire turned on me at the trial...
我不认为 I don't think
我曾经更伤心过 I've ever been more devastated.
我只是感谢你没有对我作证 I just thank you for not testifying against me.
是的 但我应该在那里为你战斗 Yeah, but I should've been up there fighting for you.
我想知道那件事 I wondered about that.
我可以为你在那里 我… I could've been there for you, and I...
我完全辜负了你 Wilson I totally failed you, Wilson.
但你现在在这里 But you're here now.
我是. I am.
我得谢谢你 Wilson And I have to thank you, Wilson.
你相信我 当别人都不相信的时候 You believed in me when nobody else ever did.
Oh, Pippi.
现在我把它拉到这里… Now that I'm pulling it together here...
我觉得我已经准备好了真正的关系 I feel like I'm ready for an actual relationship.
这就是为什么… And that's why...
我和希尔斯要搬到澳大利亚去了 ...Tucker and I are moving to Australia.
什么……？ What did...?
我只是…你能……吗？你……？你……？ I just... Could you...? Did you...? Did you...?
Tucker?
是的 我的赞助商 Yeah, my sponsor.
或者他是我的赞助人 Or he was my sponsor.
我知道那听起来很糟糕 对吧？ I know that sounds really bad, right?
但是我们经历了很多 But we went through a lot.
所以… So...
我想你会喜欢他的 Wilson I think you'd like him, Wilson.
是的 我肯定I. Yeah, I'm sure I...
我相信我会的 I'm sure I would.
嘿. Hey.
也许我们不必永远痛苦 Maybe we don't have to be miserable forever.
也许我们能找到快乐的路 Maybe we could find our way to being happy.
Pippi?
你他妈的在看什么？ What the fuck are you looking at?
谢谢您. Thank you.
所以… So...
世界上发生了什么事？ What's been going on in the world?
我不知道没有什么. I don't know. Nothing.
告诉我 朋友 你听到这个好消息了吗？ Tell me, friend, have you heard the good news?
哦 不 我是..不 谢谢 Oh, no, I'm... No, thanks.
我只是在和你做爱！ I'm just fucking with you!
Jesus一点也不在乎 Jesus doesn't give a shit.
不 我刚出狱 No, I just got out of prison.
36个月的艰难时间与想象中的最低浮渣 36 months hard time with the lowest scum imaginable.
哦...但我把它弄到另一端 Oh... But I made it out the other end.
是啊. Yeah.
在这里插入强奸笑话 Insert ass-rape joke here.
我不会的 你知道吗？ I'm not gonna, you know,
把你的喉咙切开 准备吸烟 slice your throat for a deck of smokes.
我的生活已经结束了 I'm all done with that life.
你要去上学吗？ Are you headed to school?
是啊. Yeah.
是吗？哦 对你有好处好男孩 Yeah? Oh, good for you. Good boy.
是的 我正要回家 Yeah, I'm just headed home.
只有我和一个肮脏的老狗 怕她… Just me and a mangy old dog, if she even...
记得我 ...remembers me.
那是她 That's her.
哦 对不起…那是我的前妻** Oh, sorry... That's my ex.
不 这是狗 No, here's the dog.
哦 她很酷 Oh, she's cool.
和某人谈话真是太好了 It's so nice talking with someone
谁不是他妈的精神病？！ who isn't fucking psychotic!
你知道吗？ You know?
我们前面有一段很长很长的旅程 We got a nice long journey ahead of us.
是的 几个小时 Yeah, a couple of hours.
是啊. Yeah.
辛迪的蛋糕店？ Cyndi's Cupcakery?
旧书店怎么了？ What happened to the used bookstore?
那是你吗 戴安娜？ SHELLY: Is that you, Diana?
是我 Wilson It's me, Wilson.
佩珀的爸爸！ Pepper's dad!
你好. Hi.
你不敢相信我发生了什么事 雪莉 You can't believe what happened to me, Shelly.
Um...
你的狗的东西在哪里？ Where's all your dog stuff?
我再也不坐了 Well, I'm not sitting anymore.
那么她在哪里？佩珀？ So where is she? Pepper?
好吧 Wilson… Well, Wilson...
甚至当我停止坐着 ...even when I stopped sitting,
佩珀是我养的唯一的狗 Pepper was the only dog I kept.
她真是个了不起的小姑娘 She was such a wonderful little girl.
是吗？ Was?
我很抱歉. I'm sorry.
她病得很厉害 Wilson She got so sick, Wilson.
最后她几乎不能勉强… And in the end she could barely even...
她甚至连她的小脑袋都抬不起来 She could barely even lift her little head.
我试着找到你我做的 I tried to find you. I did.
有人说 And someone said that
你在监狱里 我只是… you were in jail, and I just...
我很抱歉. I'm sorry.
对不起 佩珀 I'm sorry, Pepper.
我再也不会用这个声音了 I'll never use this voice again.
佩珀 再见 Good-bye, Pepper.
你是个真正的朋友 You were a true friend.
在你面前的每一分钟都是一种祝福 Every minute in your presence was a blessing
和你的快乐 and your joy
在最简单的快乐是卑微的 over the simplest of pleasures was humbling
和灵感 and inspirational.
你是邻居的骄傲 You were the pride of the neighborhood,
一千天的增白剂 the brightener of a thousand days.
看到陌生人的眼泪 To see a stranger's eyes tear
以纪念相似的宠物 at the memory of a similar pet
就是要知道你内在的善良 is to know the inherent goodness of your kind.
你… You...
撒尿…撒尿… Urinated. ...urinated...
……在我的通讯录上 啃了两个沙发… ...on my address book and chewed up two sofas...
三 Three.
……三 但是… ...three, but...
你这样教我们 ...in doing so, you taught us
那些东西完全是没有价值 the utter worthlessness of those things.
我们庆祝你 佩珀 We celebrate you, Pepper.
你和你所有的兄弟姐妹 You and all your brothers and sisters
在动物家庭 in the animal family.
我们发誓尊重和保护你的同类 We vow to honor and protect your kind
和我们所有的心反对… and oppose with all our heart those...
…谁会伤害或降低 ...who would harm or degrade
以任何方式活着的生物 any living creature in any way.
阿门 Amen.
你和弗朗西斯科怎么了？ So whatever happened with you and Francisco?
迭戈？ Diego?
他原来是个十足的混蛋 He turned out to be a real asshole.
哦 天啊 我知道！ Oh, jeez, I knew it!
你知道 那些来的人 You know, those guys who come off
所有的情感和关怀 all emotional and caring,
他们是坏消息 they're bad news.
你应该受到尊重 You deserve to be treated with respect.
我想我只是不习惯这一切 I guess I'm just not used to all this walking.
那么监狱是什么样的呢？ So what was prison like?
他们说没有康复之类的东西 They say that there's no such thing as rehabilitation
人们出来比他们进去 但我… and people come out worse than they go in, but I...
感觉有点像是有帮助… ...kind of feel like it helped...
把我变成一个成年人 ...turn me into an adult.
终于 Finally.
呼吸 Breathe.
你太紧了 You're so tight.
翻过来趴在肚子上 Flip over on your tummy.
肚子 好吗？ Tummy, okay.
我认为你和我有很多东西要互相教导 I think that you and I have a lot to teach each other.
你是如此的开放和无畏 You're so open and fearless.
我总是担心别人怎么想 I'm always worrying what other people are thinking
再去猜测每一件小事 and second guessing every single little thing.
嗯 你知道 Well, you know,
我希望我今年就开始了 I wish I'd have started this years ago.
我花了这么多时间 I spent so much time
思念在我的前男友和忧郁的像个白痴 pining after my ex and moping like an idiot.
我准备好了… I'm ready for...
真正的关系 ...a real relationship.
有…的某人 Someone with a...
…善良的心 ...kind heart
开放的风度 and an open demeanor
还有一个温柔的精灵… ...and a gentle spirit...
混蛋! Motherfucker!
叫我一个穴居人或什么的 但… Call me a caveman or whatever, but...
我仍然说世界是一个更好的地方 ...I still say the world was a better place
之前大家都 before everybody had
他们家里那些该死的东西 one of those damn things in their house.
我想听这个 I want to hear this.
我只需要完成这封电子邮件 I just need to finish this email.
我的意思是 我觉得我在褪色 I mean, I feel like I'm fading
湮没遗忘 into oblivion
而… while...
…别人奔跑跟上 ...everyone else is scampering to keep up.
五十年后 Fifty years from now,
甚至不会有 there won't even be
我生命中最细微的痕迹 the slightest trace of my existence.
没有什么. Nothing.
像… Like...
像我从未存在过一样 Like I never existed at all.
嗯真是糟糕透了！ Mmm. It's horrible.
我这也是不得已呀！ I just have to...
明天可能是乔治 It might be George about tomorrow.
你好吗？ Hello?
不. No.
看 他没有兴趣和你说话 我们会 Look, he has no interest in talking to you, and we'd...
只喜欢… ...just prefer
如果你再也不打这个电话了 好吗？ if you don't call this number anymore, okay?
谢谢您. Thank you.
那到底是谁？ Who the hell was that?
真的. Wow.
你好. Hi.
你看起来很… You look so...
…长大了 ...grown up.
谢谢. Thanks.
你看起来也很好 You look good, too.
哦!好吧 你知道 如果你能看到我 Oh! Well, you know, if you'd have seen me
我刚出去的时候… when I first got out...
四十个月吃纯垃圾… ...forty months of eating pure crap and...
坐在一个有窗户的小房间里… ...sitting in a little room with a window this wide...
我看起来像一个真菌 I looked like a fungus.
那么 你收到你母亲的来信了吗？ So, uh, did you hear from your mother?
你知道 她逃到澳大利亚去了 You know, she's run off to Australia
和她的公司赞助商 with her N.A. sponsor.
是啊.希尔斯 Yeah. Tucker.
是的 Yeah.
她在离开前给我发了电子邮件 She emailed me before she left.
是的 就像他们没有可卡因一样 Yeah, like they don't have cocaine
在澳大利亚或者别的什么 in Australia or something.
听着 Claire 我需要道歉 Look, Claire, I'm gonna need some kind of apology
或什么的有些承认 or something. Some acknowledgement
对不合理的方式 of the unconscionable way
你在审判时对我开了枪 that you turned on me at the trial.
看 我当时还是个孩子 Look, I was a kid.
我完全按照父母的吩咐去做了 I did exactly what my parents told me to do.
我很抱歉 但是… And I am sorry, but...
我不知道如何应付疯狂的事 I had no idea how to deal with a crazy,
那样的混乱局面 chaotic situation like that.
好吧 听着 Polly和监狱和澳大利亚 Okay, look, Polly and prison and Australia,
这对我没关系 none of it matters to me.
但是看到你站起来 But to see you get up on that stand
说出关于我的那些话！ and say those things about me!
听着 对不起 Wilson 我真的 真的但… Look, I'm sorry, Wilson. I really, really am. But...
…这不是我在这里的原因 ...it's not why I'm here.
我要有个孩子了 I'm going to have a baby.
我想我应该亲自告诉你 And I thought I should tell you in person.
我想我想知道他会不会 I guess I wanted to know if he was gonna
有什么奇怪的疾病 have any weird diseases or something.
但我的意思是 你自己只是一个孩子 But I mean, you're just a kid yourself.
不要从那开始 Don't start with that.
我从其他人那里得到了足够多的东西 I get enough of that shit from everybody else.
我只是…一个小孩吗？ I just... A baby?
一个婴儿 A baby.
那让我成为一个外公吗？ So that makes me a grandfather?
哦 我的上帝噢 我的上帝噢 我的上帝 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
我刚到这里… I just came here...
…羞辱你 因为你出卖了我 ...to shit on you for ratting me out
给美国联邦政府 现在是这个吗？ to the Feds, and now this?
这是...这是... This is... This is...
你知道 波特兰还不错 You know, Portland is not so bad.
我可以在那里帮助她任何她需要的东西 I could be there to help her with anything she needs.
你在说什么呢？我不能搬到波特兰去 What are you talking about? I can't move to Portland.
哦 不 我知道 Oh, no, I know.
我不是 你知道 暗示… I wasn't, you know, suggesting...
我知道这对你来说是个很情绪化的问题… I know this is a really emotional issue for you...
…但你必须接受 ...but you have to accept that
她不是你的女儿 she's not your daughter.
你几乎不认识她… You barely know her and...
…她送你进监狱 看在上帝份上 ...she sent you to jail, for Chrissake!
好吧 那是真的 明白了 Okay, that's true. Point taken.
而且 这完全是失礼的 Also, it's totally disrespectful
对于那些抚养她的人 to the people who did raise her.
嗨 夫人！我可以和你的狗玩吗？ Hi, ma'am! Can I play with your dog?
他们现在不需要更多的压力了 They don't need any more stress right now.
让我来宠爱他 Let me just pet him.
坐好 我10分钟后到 Sit tight. I'll be there in 10 minutes.
你好!你好!你真是个漂亮的女孩 Hi! Hello! You are such a beautiful girl.
请原谅我.我得走了 Excuse me. I got to go.
Wilson 她必须…Wilson！ Wilson, she has to... Wilson!
我真的爱你 I really love you.
嘿 伙计 Hey, dude.
我很抱歉.我很抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
Wilson 她得走了 Wilson, she needs to go.
我很抱歉. I'm sorry.
她必须离开 She has to leave.
Wilson 她需要离开Wilson！ Wilson, she needs to leave. Wilson!
你到底在这里干什么？ What the hell are you doing here?
我是为和平来的 I come in peace.
我只是想跟你和你妻子谈谈 I just wanted to talk to you and your wife.
我会申请禁制令 如果我必须的话 I'll get a restraining order if I have to.
拜托 我无意伤害你 恰恰相反 Please, I mean no harm. Just the opposite.
我想要一个机会… I wanted a chance...
…来了解你和夫人卡西迪一点 ...to get to know you and Mrs. Cassiday a little.
我给Claire带来这个 I... I brought this for Claire.
我想她可能会感兴趣 I thought she might be interested
在她家的树上 还有照片 in her family tree, and there's photos.
是的 我们不想要你或你的书 Yeah, well, we don't want you or your book.
我在要求你 回家去 I'm asking you. Go home.
我给了你一个机会来抚养这个了不起的女孩 I gave you a chance to raise this wonderful girl.
如果你爱她 那么… If you love her, then...
你也爱我的一小块 ...you love a little piece of me, too.
就是这些 我在报警了 That's it. I'm calling the cops.
你拥有世界上的一切！ You have everything in the world!
你就不能在心里找到它吗？ Can't you just find it in your heart?
是的 我的房子里有入侵者 Yeah, I have an intruder on my property.
嗯 是的 我会的 Uh-huh. Yes, I will.
我很抱歉. I'm sorry.
谢谢你照顾我的孩子 你… Thanks for taking care of my baby. You...
干了一件了不起的工作 ...did an amazing job.
嗯 是的 Uh, yes.
嗯 你知道 实际上没关系 Um, you know, actually it's okay.
是的 虚惊一场 Yeah, false alarm.
不 我很抱歉 No, I'm sorry.
非常感谢 Thanks very much.
嘿 Hey.
嘿! Hey!
你还在这里干什么？ What are you still doing here?
我妈说你击退了 My mom said you were beating off.
不 我知道... No, I... I know...
我把一切都搞砸了 ...that I fucked everything up.
我只是要最小的… I'm just asking for the tiniest...
一线希望 有一天你会… ...shred of hope that you might someday...
让我成为你生命中的一小部分 ...let me be a small part of your life.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
我马上出来说： I'm just gonna come right out and say it:
我想搬到波特兰去 I want to move to Portland
并帮助你的宝宝和… and help you with the baby and...
和… And...
弥补我所有的错误 ...make up for all my mistakes.
不. No.
听着 我再也不能伤害我的父母了 Look, I can't hurt my mom and dad anymore.
他们已经吓坏了 They're already freaked out
关于这整件宝贝的事 我不能… about this whole baby thing, and I can't...
拜托了？ Please?
我不这么认为. 拜托 Claire？ I don't think so. Please, Claire?
我不会妨碍你的 I wouldn't be in your way.
Claire?
我至少可以来看你吗？ Can I at least come visit you?
小笨蛋会喜欢我 The little fucker might like me.
谢谢您. Thank you.
你知道的, You know,
我真的必须 I really have to just
盘点我的生活 take stock of my life.
开始数我的祝福 Start counting my blessings.
事实上 我在这里和你相处得很好 雪莉 The fact is, I got it pretty good here with you, Shelly.
你知道 我的意思是 我们都想要别人 You know, I mean, we all want people
爱真正的我们 to love us for exactly who we are.
但在这个世界上 这是不可能的 But that's not really possible in this world
因为我们实在太难以忍受了 你知道吗？ because we're just all too unbearable. You know?
我们要… We got to...
好好利用我们所拥有的 你知道吗？ ...make the best of what we have, you know?
我以为你要搬到波特兰去了 I thought you were moving to Portland.
我是这么说过的 I did say that.
嗯 Hmm.
在这之前 Before this,
我搞砸了 I was screwed.
当一切都说了又做了 And when it was all said and done,
我想我会死而被遗忘 figured I'd just die and be forgotten.
一把灰烬倒在海里 A handful of ashes dumped in the ocean.
你好. Hi.
噢 我的上帝 Oh, my God.
但现在… But now...
当我离开的时候 有人记得我 Now there's someone to remember me when I'm gone.
是Wilson外公 就在那儿！ It's Grandpa Wilson, right there!
至少在可怕的天启 At least until some horrific apocalypse
消灭人类之前 你好. wipes out the human race. Hi.
你能把他抱得紧一点吗？ Can you hold him up a little closer?
我们喜欢我们的故事以有希望的承诺而结束 We like our stories to end with the promise of hope.
从此以后幸福快乐 Happily ever after and all that.
得到明确的回报？ Is that as clear as it gets?
真可惜 现实生活中没有这种结构 Too bad real lives don't have that structure.
或者 也许有 Or, hell, maybe they do.
也许它就在我们面前 Maybe it's right there in front of us
我们只是看不见 and we just can't see it.